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Offline Knight

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Men are clever.... Don't mess with them
« on: November 08, 2005, 07:23:10 PM »
 woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday

 morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but

 amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

 After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.

 That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

 nothing left, but we're unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live

 together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man


 "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

 The man continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

 completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God

 wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he

 hands the bottle to the woman. The woman nods her head in agreement,

 opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the man.

 man takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it

 back to the woman.

 The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?" The man replies,

 "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


 Men are clever.... Don't mess with them  :P

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Re: Men are clever.... Don't mess with them
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2005, 04:09:24 PM »
ELA ela Good One  :lol: