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TWO NUNS -----------------------U MUST READ IT
« on: November 22, 2005, 11:20:56 PM »
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There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


(SM),   Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.



(SL). It's logical. He wants to rape us.



(SM), Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?



(SL). The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster
 
(SM), It's not working

(SL). Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.



(SM), So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.



(SL).    The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.



So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .


Then Sister Logical arrives.


(SM), Sister Logical ! Thank God you are her e!
Tell me what happened!



(SL). The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me


(SM), Yes, yes! But what happened then?


(SL). The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could

(SM), And?


(SL). The only logical thing happened. He reached me



(SM), Oh, dear! What did you do?


(SL). The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.


(SM), Oh, Sister! What did the man do?


(SL). The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



(SM), Oh, no! What happened then?


(SL). Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!



       

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Re: TWO NUNS -----------------------U MUST READ IT
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2005, 03:37:09 PM »
 :D :D Classic.....WOW! what wud hv happend if he hd Chased Sis M..... :shock:

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Re: TWO NUNS -----------------------U MUST READ IT
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2005, 01:01:53 PM »
Dnt 4gt tt Sis L Is Always There To Help Sis M, :P


#JH
U Dirty Mind  :P :D

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Re: TWO NUNS -----------------------U MUST READ IT
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2005, 04:45:53 PM »
:D nice one!!!  :D
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Re: TWO NUNS -----------------------U MUST READ IT
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2005, 06:50:34 PM »
Dnt 4gt tt Sis L Is Always There To Help Sis M, :P


#JH
U Dirty Mind  :P :D


Feel sorry  :(  about Qeens Underestimation of K.. &... Logic of Q.. 

On Wt Logic does The Qn...say...That Kt hs a Dirty Mind..?? :?

Chek this Out ...
Hear Hw the Story Continues.yes ..IF....If... the man decided to follow Sister Mathematical..

SM  moves fast but man reached her after 7 minutes..
SM  to Man: I Tht U can Catch me in 5 mins but u Took 7 mins
Man  (Surprised) well Sister,..he remarked with a approving Nod..thats the exact time I tht it wd take to reach u ...but i had to watch my steps in the darkness ..
SM  wel I..I... think i wont be a sister in another 30 minutes time..
Man  Oh...God..(he knelt down in front of SM aprovingly...oh yes so u gonna be a mother soon!
SM  ..Vissibily turned red...Oh..Its another 1km to reach the Church..i cud hv made it in 10minutes.... .I..I wish I cud......
Man Oh..Sister...i can see u r so..tired..may i carry u to the church???.......
SM....was speachless...
Man Took SM to his shoulder ........
He started to walk..towards the church..and reached there in 10 minutes..
He..put SM carefully down...and Bowed her..and smiled at her and said...

you are holy....and wise one too!!.and as u said...may i hv the priviledge to attend to the ceremony that u attain Motherhood at this church..in another 20 mins time..???
if so i wud be most greatful to u...
SM  oh thank u...!! well wt made u think that me so wise??

Man  u guessed the excact time i thought it wud take to reach u...and women who knw their mathematics are quite a handful...so u earned my respect...maam..

Moral No 1 Of the Story..:Mathematical women benefits more than logical women...Cos women generally less mathematical than men..& men dont generly like logical women cos they prefer to argue at  each and every small thing :lol:
(Eg1) SL....Has to walk to church...bt SM was carried into  :D
(eg 2) sorry no comments.... :P


Moral No 2 Of the Story: women who think they r logical will always have to take the hard way....than an easy way out..
(Eg 1)SL has to take long walk to church...

(EG 2):lol: ... her logic says i hv dirty mind.and...................(u fill this gap).. :lol: :lol:
 well guys ..nw tell me Who has the Dirty mind.......???? :lol:

Moral No 3 Of the Story: Some women think they r logical...but when they find they they are not...its too late.... :shock: :lol:
(Eg) you Know who... :lol: :P

Moral No 4 Of the Story:   women shud Never even argue with a illogical man!  :lol:  :lol:
(Eg) Omg!!  :shock: cant repeat same eg every where  :lol:


PS: Its late nw.... :)To be filled in due course........



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Re: TWO NUNS -----------------------U MUST READ IT
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2005, 07:57:55 AM »
"
(SM),   [/color] Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. "

Dear K,

Hv U Noticed Tt?

 :P How Funny These Mens r ?

He Hs Folowed Sis.s More than half an hr to Help 'em ,,, huh



The Moral Of The reply Of K
Is,,,,,

Tt
Men Don't Like To Accept Women Who R Logical !
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Re: TWO NUNS -----------------------U MUST READ IT
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2005, 10:10:10 AM »
"
(SM),   [/color] Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. "

Dear K,

Hv U Noticed Tt?

 :P How Funny These Mens r ?

He Hs Folowed Sis.s More than half an hr to Help 'em ,,, huh



The Moral Of The reply Of K
Is,,,,,

Tt
Men Don't Like To Accept Women Who R Logical !
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 :lol:  :lol: wel..i hd dout abut Q s logical power..and nw i know it for sure..

Question 1) Who said he followd em to help them......?
 Fact. ) he desided to help only after he spoke to SM
Qestion 2.)well..yes.he followd em...but.. on what logic sis L tht that man is a rapist???? :shock: :shock:

Question 3.)culdnt he be  a devoted catholic and he wanted to speak to Nons..or to accompany em?


Moral of the side story   : If u are not logical..better keep silent!! otherwise ur poor logic is visible to everyone :P



« Last Edit: November 25, 2005, 02:56:44 PM by Knight »