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Medical Terms
« on: January 05, 2006, 01:05:49 PM »
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MEDICAL TERMS

One girl applied applied for a post of Medical Assistant and sat the exam, needless to say she never made it because these are the answers she gave for medical terms

Antibody - against everyone

Artery     - the study of fine paintings

Bacteria  - back door to a cafeteria

Benign    - what you be after you be eight

Bowel     - letters like a,e,i,o,u

Caesarian Section - a district in Rome

Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing

Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty

Chronic - neck of a crow

Coma - punctuation mark

Cortisone - area around local court

Cyst - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana

Dislocation - in this place

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

Enema - not a friend

False Labor - pretending to work

Genes - blue denim

Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile

Hernia - she is close by

Hymen - greeting to several males

Impotent - distinguished / well-known

Labour Pain - hurt at work

Lactose - people without feet

Lymph - walk unsteadily

Menopause - I no wait

Microbes - small dressing gowns

Obesity - City of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

Protein - in favor of teens

Pulse - grain

Pus - small cat

Red Blood Count - Dracula

Rupture - Ecstasy

Secretion - hiding anything

Subcutaneous - not cute enough

Tablet - small table

Tumor - extra pair

Ultrasound - radical noise

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - very close

Vas Deferens - extremely different

Vein - at what time?

Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny

Ataxia - No taxis

Calculus - A sub division of Mathematics

Diaphgram - A method of family planning
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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2006, 01:47:41 PM »
Quote: MEDICAL TERMS

One girl applied applied for a post of Medical Assistant and sat the exam, needless to say she never made it because these are the answers she gave for medical terms


==================================== ei ban deparak applied kalada e kella ???
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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2006, 01:51:31 PM »
Wena wedak nethi nisa wenna athi  :lol:
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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2006, 02:20:28 PM »
ow matath hituna ehema wenna eti kiyala  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2006, 03:04:46 PM »
Hmmm eka wenna athi thamai
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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2006, 05:07:39 PM »
Ela Good Post  :lol:

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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2006, 10:10:28 AM »
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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2006, 12:46:59 PM »
kattiyama ekatu wela Mahimata Kichi kawamu da?
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Re: Medical Terms
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2006, 01:27:27 PM »
anna wede  :lol:
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