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Offline Kelum

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guide to the male vocabulary
« on: March 17, 2006, 04:12:07 PM »
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Statement: "Haven't I seen you before?"
True Meaning: "Nice butt."


Statement: "I'm a romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."


Statement: "I need you."
True Meaning: "My hand is tired."



Statement: "I am different from all the other guys."
True Meaning: "I am not circumcised."



Statement: "I want a commitment."
True Meaning: "I'm sick of pleasing myself."



Statement: "You're the only girl I’ve ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."



Statement: "It's just orange juice, try it."
True Meaning: "Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."



Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."



Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."



Statement: "I miss you so much."
True Meaning: "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."



Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."



Statement: "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
True Meaning: "Is my penis really that small?"



Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."



Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."



Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."



Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."



Statement: "I'll give you a call."
True Meaning: "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."



Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."



Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
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Re: guide to the male vocabulary
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 04:20:46 PM »
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Re: guide to the male vocabulary
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2006, 09:52:36 AM »
good one Kelum ayye!

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Re: guide to the male vocabulary
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2006, 12:14:21 PM »
good one Kelum ayye!

Thanks Malli.. 8)
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