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Newton's unwritten laws
« on: March 24, 2006, 09:28:30 AM »
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Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State 
 
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
 
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
 
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
 
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
 
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
 
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Re: Newton's unwritten laws
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2006, 12:02:20 PM »
evils law :x

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Re: Newton's unwritten laws
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2006, 01:09:25 PM »
eka thamai balanna ko  :(
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