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Offline sunshine

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what really men means
« on: May 04, 2006, 12:48:11 AM »
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What Men Really Mean




"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."


"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Be happy and wear a smile,not because life is full of reasons to smiles,
but because your smile,its self is a reason, for many others to smiles.

 

Offline Yushri

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Re: what really men means
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 11:44:49 AM »
MAAraynee.............
kollo gena hondak dekka kaalayak mathaka nehe....
****Yush****

Offline ichamara

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Re: what really men means
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 09:13:15 PM »
MAAraynee.............
kollo gena hondak dekka kaalayak mathaka nehe....

puduma 8n ekak:P
MaMaa tharam susum wal kohe thibunido...hangila sithe...