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« on: July 03, 2006, 11:04:22 AM »

Believe it or not, these are real 911 calls!

Dispatcher:  9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:  I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from
the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher:  Do you have an address?
Caller:  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher:  9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:  Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher:  Excuse me?
Caller:  I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table
and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of
Dispatcher:  Was anything else taken?
Caller:  No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of


Dispatcher:  9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller:  I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher:  This is nine eleven .
Caller:  I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher:  Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller:  Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher:  9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:  My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
Caller:  Is this her first child?
Caller:  No, you idiot! This is her husband!


~~~~~~~~~AND THE WINNER IS ~~~~~~~~~~~

Dispatcher:  9-1-1
Caller:  Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of
breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher:  Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller:  I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher:  Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:  No
Dispatcher:  What were you doing before you started having trouble
Caller:  Running from the Police.