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Offline Mangall

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The black condom
« on: July 10, 2006, 05:01:18 PM »
meka mage kathawak nam newei! he he

 :shock: :)
A "just married" White  couple decided to make love on their wedding night
in the hotel.

The wife  did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy
condoms from the  shop nearby.

When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the  room with all
the  lights switched off.

The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold  condoms and when he
finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents  coin.
He asks
the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him  which
quality he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents  each. The black condom,
average quality, is 20 cents each.  And the purple  condom,highest quality,
is 25 cents each."

So the husband took the black  condom as he had only 20 cents. While the
husband was out, a Black thief came  into the room.

The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband.  She grabbed
the thief and happily started screwing.

The wife was so  exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the
husband reached the hotel,  he found his wife  sleeping.
Without a warning,

he jumped onto her and  started  screwing her vigorously.
The wife was surprised that the  husband was so energetic as  she
thoroughly enjoyed the session.

Nine  months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy
grew up, he  asked the father.

"Papa, why am I Black and  you are White?"

The father shouted "You are  damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have
been PURPLE!"

 :D :) :lol: :x :shock: :o

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