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>>>> Sri Lankan HELL<<<<
« on: August 27, 2005, 06:24:35 PM »
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> > A Sri Lankan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
> > different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
>"What
> > do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for
> > an hour.
> > Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
>devil
> > comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the
> > sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well
>as
> > the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or
>less
> > the same as the German hell.
> >
> > Then he comes to the Sri Lankan hell and finds that there is a long line
>of
> > people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is
> > told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay
> > you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Sri Lankan devil comes
>in
> > and whips you for the rest of the day."
> > "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
>many
> >
> > people waiting to get in?"
> > "Because the Electricity Board is on strike and maintenance is so bad
>that
> > the electric chair does not work.
> > A Minister has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the DEVIL is a
>former
> > Govt servant.
> > He comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen..."