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Girl, Guy And ATM
« on: August 25, 2006, 09:10:55 AM »
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How a GUY withdraws cash from ATM :)

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away


How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM :D

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.

 :o  :o mewa ettada appaaa,,,?

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Re: Girl, Guy And ATM
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2006, 06:39:06 PM »
Oya oya salli ganna widiha neda.... :lol: :lol: ane pawne....
......Nothing is Impossible......

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Re: Girl, Guy And ATM
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2006, 08:46:46 PM »
mona boruda appaaaa......   api ahu wei owata neda cleo? :P
4give & 4get

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Re: Girl, Guy And ATM
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2006, 07:32:30 AM »
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Re: Girl, Guy And ATM
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2006, 08:58:39 PM »
How a GUY withdraws cash from ATM :)

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away


How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM :D

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.

 :o  :o mewa ettada appaaa,,,?

Aththa nath nam minissu mehema liyanawayaaa...oya hamadama ATM eka langa ohoma thama
NP

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How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2006, 02:35:56 PM »



Very correct assessment of female employees by the company.





The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.


HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.


HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.


HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.


HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.


The boss criticized HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.


HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.


HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.


HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?


HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.



 :o now,, wt wud u say guys ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,??

poor me

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Re: Girl, Guy And ATM
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 09:11:30 PM »
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Re: Girl, Guy And ATM
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2007, 01:46:47 AM »

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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