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Offline Sudeera

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Some points to ponder
« on: February 15, 2007, 09:18:15 PM »
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Points to Ponder
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?  :o

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

- If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

- I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

- I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

- If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of? Fog ?

- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? lol are they allowed , may be they r simply fed up of tea :lol:

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? :lol:
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Re: Some points to ponder
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 09:27:07 PM »
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is he homeless or naked? :D

 Why dont sheep shrink when it rains? :)

 Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? :shock:

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny?

 One nice thing about egotists:  they dont talk about other people. - oh yeah I'd agree with that :lol:

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