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Offline Maxi

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Never argue
« on: February 16, 2007, 10:16:13 AM »
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Fishing anyone?


A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Alberta.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
 Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says,

 "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
 "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
  "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
 "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
 "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and  write you up."
 "If you do that! I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, says the
woman.

 "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
 "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

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Re: Never argue
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 10:52:05 AM »
Never argue with a woman who reads! Absolutely true. Never talk to woman who doesn't read, coz you don't know how she'll interpret you. Just listen to what they say, and do what you have to. None of them will understand you any way coz their capacity to understand is slightly below zero.
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Re: Never argue
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 11:11:51 AM »
None of them will understand you any way coz their capacity to understand is slightly below zero.

Hah........................... That's what you think ...................................

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Re: Never argue
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 12:25:30 PM »
Sorry I apologies.

Let me put it this way.

80% will never understand.
The other 20% will misunderstand.

Now happy?
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Re: Never argue
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 12:41:58 PM »
80% will never understand.
The other 20% will misunderstand.

And also 100% men can't ever understand woman...............

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Re: Never argue
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 12:54:31 PM »
Is there anything worth understanding???

 I wonder???

Anyway I won't argue. (I suspect you to be a reader.)
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Re: Never argue
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2007, 07:21:21 AM »
 :) wali :D


 u replied her very well :) Nice story MAXI :D

                                                                    Good luck :)

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Re: Never argue
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2007, 11:55:50 AM »
Is there anything worth understanding???

That's the problem with guys....That's why I said SELFISH...

Anyway... I'm glad u understands finally... I am a reader..... And don't mess with readers...

Kidding.............. :lol: :lol: :lol: