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What do women really want?
« on: April 09, 2007, 11:25:48 PM »

May be this is a fiction, but the moral of the story is very well indeed, I got thru an email,

This is very interesting.......... (To women) pls take time to ponder

..........(to men) enjoy the story, then just switch off........

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a

neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was

moved by

Arthur 's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long

as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a

year to

figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he

would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want? Such a

question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,

And to young Arthur , it seemed an impossible query.

But, since it was better than death,

He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's


He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:

The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He

spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory


Many people advised him to consult the old witch,

For only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom

for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to

talk to

the witch.

She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to

her price


The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot ,

The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table,

And Arthur 's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,

Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He

refused to force his friend to marry her and

endure such a terrible burden,

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur .

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur 's


And the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur 's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"

She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great


And that Arthur 's life would be spared.

And so it was.

The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.

And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and,

Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the


But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the


The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she


as a witch,

She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half

the time.

And the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer? She asked him.

"Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his


But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!


Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?

But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments


(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this ) What would YOUR MAN 'S choice


What Lancelot chose, is given below:

BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?




Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his


He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all

the time.

Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own


Now... what is the moral to this story?

The moral is...

1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!

2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to

get ugly.

So, always remember:

Best way to attract others is to keep your self Cool when others are hot at u !

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Re: What do women really want?
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2007, 02:31:16 AM »

hehe sigiri aiyath hoda dewal tama hoyaganne... :lol: well it is true that we want to be in charge of our life, but you men aren't giving us the chance, so then the moral of this story plays a big role :mrgreen: :mrgreen: