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Missing chapter from Genesis
« on: September 24, 2007, 07:37:30 PM »
Adam, in the Garden of Eden, began to grow restless and bored. "God," he said, "this is very beautiful, the flowers, the stream, the parrots, but there's something missing. Do you know what I mean?"

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history....
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Re: Missing chapter from Genesis
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2007, 10:09:49 PM »
Ah now we know wht went wrong

thanx cerberus,
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