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Sri Lankan Hell,,Pl. Don't Laugh
« on: September 23, 2005, 01:28:54 PM »
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An Sri Lankan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is
told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay
you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of
that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
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Then he comes to the Sri Lankan hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks
"What do they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Sri Lankan devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
 "But that is exactly the
same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get
in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,

someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,

and the devil is a former
Govt servant, who comes in , signs the register and then goes to the
canteen...
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-----I Got This From a Friend Of Mine Who Is Nw In UK,, N He Further Says:
Read It and Do not laugh because British system is too bad than the sri Lanka. I am not trying to exaggerating. But this is the truth. You will realize if you come to the U.K. I will tell about you later.-----
--Thnx Jagath.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2005, 01:31:30 PM by CLEOpAtRa »

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Re: Sri Lankan Hell,,Pl. Don't Laugh
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2005, 03:43:59 AM »
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Re: Sri Lankan Hell,,Pl. Don't Laugh
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 04:20:53 PM »
normally people of  both developing   & developed countries may have a some kind of duality in their mind about their country.for an example while Sri Lankans are willing to say that we are the present heirs of a proud & ancient civilization  we usually expressed our views on our country as an unsuitable place to live due to inefficient working methods,government bureacrasy,corruption etc.. so if we ask from a friend in india he may say the same storey by just adding  "India" to"Sri Lanka".Thats just nothing other than "human nature'.

so we must understand the reality hidden behind  those user dependent stories.   

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Re: Sri Lankan Hell,,Pl. Don't Laugh
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 09:31:12 PM »
The ability to laugh at you self is a sign of wisdom
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