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I've got everything I need
« on: September 28, 2005, 08:29:17 AM »
 married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
perhour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want
a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again.
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've
been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover
than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel
more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60
mph."I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have
the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got
everything I need." she says.
Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
..."The airbag.".....
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story:-  Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver
only). The husband sure die and wife gets everything!
So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :)