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DARA KAPANNAGE MODERN KATHA WASTHUWA ! :D
« on: September 28, 2005, 02:34:05 PM »
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IF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHY MEN LIE..

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
 The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied,"No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. "Yes", he replied.
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

 ~~ :D~~~~~~~~~~ :lol:~~~~~~~ :D~

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie. Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes ," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth .The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried,
"Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie,
 You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

 Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

 Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to hare me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie."
:(

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!

That's our story, and we're sticking to it..
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« Last Edit: October 26, 2005, 11:14:31 AM by CLEOpAtRa »

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Re: Parana Kathawak,,,,Aluth Ehekin ,,Whenever a man lies,,
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2005, 03:29:29 PM »
7_up is for 7_up. 7_up is against no one. 7_up is Youth. 7_up sees everything. 7_up judges nothing. 7_up is Innocent. 7_up is Powerful. 7_up comes from the past. 7_up is the future.

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Re: Parana Kathawak,,,,Aluth Ehekin ,,Whenever a man lies,,
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2005, 05:30:44 PM »
Hak Hak Good one :lol:

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Re: Parana Kathawak,,,,Aluth Ehekin ,,Whenever a man lies,,
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2005, 11:12:51 AM »
 :shock: :shock:
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Re: DARA KAPANNAGE MODERN KATHA WASTHUWA ! :D
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2005, 11:57:54 AM »
mara deyya. moda goyya. oya genunta ona tharam salli thiyenne. thiyena welawe podi athal ekak ganna thibunane.

but the moral of the sotry is cool. no complaints  :D :D :D :D

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Re: DARA KAPANNAGE MODERN KATHA WASTHUWA ! :D
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2005, 11:26:50 PM »
Cleo akka .. elama story eka..   
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