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Offline Pissek

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IT Husband...
« on: October 27, 2005, 02:23:15 AM »
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. :D

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - Og my god! forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - (Thank GOD !! )Its now safe to turn off your computer... 8) 8)
                      
                                       (\)__(/) 
                                        (='o'=) 
                                        (")_(")

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Re: IT Husband...
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2005, 04:33:37 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
 wow.....
gud post.....
 
 he he.. mata tamath hina

Offline Sachitha

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Re: IT Husband...
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2005, 03:44:29 PM »
I saw this Before anyway thx :D

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Re: IT Husband...
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2005, 10:32:39 PM »
pissa ayya ela pahara
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