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Title: No Speak English .....!!!
Post by: Pinckey© on October 16, 2006, 09:08:24 AM
NO speak English [/color] [/b]


There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman  and they lived in Honolulu .

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.  The real problem arose whenever she had   to shop for  groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted   up her skirt to show her thighs.
 

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs.
 

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the  butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.  Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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Helloooooooooooooooo, her husband speaks English…!!!

Now get back to work...........  [/font] [/size] [/b]

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Title: Re: No Speak English .....!!!
Post by: weere on October 17, 2006, 02:16:25 AM
IT WAS MUCH BETTER THAT SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, ANY DON'T THINK TOO MUCH THE SAUSEGES.
Title: Re: No Speak English .....!!!
Post by: Bo on November 10, 2006, 10:17:08 PM
hehe thats funny, u nearly got me there, but I didnt let my self answer coz I knew that answer should be something really simple :D :lol: