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විනෝදය සහ ආශ්වාදය - fun & entertainment => සිනා සිසී තර වෙන්න | pissu talks [jokes] => Topic started by: Pinckeyİ on February 03, 2006, 01:48:38 PM

Title: FINALLY A MALE BLONDE JOKE!
Post by: Pinckeyİ on February 03, 2006, 01:48:38 PM
FINALLY A MALE BLONDE JOKE!

A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM HIS BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE
BED ,SWEATING AND  PANTING.

 'WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS

"I'M HAVING A HEARTATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.

HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE IS ABOUT TO DIAL
FOR HELP HIS FOUR YEAR OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY, DADDY! UNCLE TED IS
 HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE IS NAKED!"
THE GUY SLAM DOWNS THE PHONE AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BED ROOM, PAST
HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED,  AND COWERING ON THE  FLOOR.

 "YOU ROTTEN SON OF A good," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE IS HAVING A
 HEARTATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"
Title: Re: FINALLY A MALE BLONDE JOKE!
Post by: Pinckeyİ on February 06, 2006, 11:40:29 AM
ekanam atta