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විනෝදය සහ ආශ්වාදය - fun & entertainment => සිනා සිසී තර වෙන්න | pissu talks [jokes] => Topic started by: anishaa on April 22, 2006, 11:57:12 PM

Title: IT Husband......................!!!!
Post by: anishaa on April 22, 2006, 11:57:12 PM

> >>> Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
> >>> Husband - hard disk full.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - have you brought the saree.
> >>> Husband - Bad command or file name.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - but I told you about it in morning
> >>> Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - Og my god! forget it where's your salary.
> >>> Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
> >>> Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
> >>> Husband - data type mismatch.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - you are useless.
> >>> Husband - by default.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
> >>> Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
> >>> Husband - the only user with write permission.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - what is my value in your life?
> >>> Husband - unknown virus detected.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - do you love me or your computer?
> >>> Husband - Too many parameters.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
> >>> Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - I will leave you forever.
> >>> Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
> >>> Husband - shut down the computer.
> >>>
> >>> Wife - I am going
> >>> Husband - (Thank GOD !! )Its now safe to turn off your computer.
> >>>