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Title: Jokezzzz
Post by: Sachitha on August 02, 2005, 05:17:08 PM
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.  :roll:
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Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear:Ramya,what about you?
Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin
under my
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.  :lol:
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Annadurai :A holiday
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Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg
.Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight